Wrong Genre Covers

The Portrait of Dorian Gray as a Men’s Health magazine was suggested by Madame RaeRae. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
Men's health magazine featuring a shirtless young man with blood on his hands. The main story is about Dorian Gray, the rest of the text are clever references.

Wrong Genre Covers

Gone Girl as a YA coming of age story was suggested by Zilla. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
gone girl by gillian flynn. A teenage girl holds a punch puppet. There are cartoon clouds raining in the background. Wtf?

Wrong Genre Covers

The Catcher In the Rye as spirituality was suggested by Zilla. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
The Catcher In the Rye by J.D. Salinger. Holden, silhouetted, stands in a field at sunlight. The red plaid deerstalker hat is floating and radiating light. It is cheesy af.

Wrong Genre Covers

Neuromancer as a Mr. Men book was suggested by Rohan. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
little miss razorgirl by william gibson, a parody of neuromancer as a mr. men book

Wrong Genre Covers

Gideon the Ninth as a math textbook was suggested by Chey. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
gideon the ninth as a math textbook

Wrong Genre Covers

In honour of Cascade’s first birthday, Marten Norr designed Rachel a Wrong Genre Cover. This is Cascade as a puzzle book for kids. If you’d like a professional graphic designer to make you an awesome on-genre cover for your own book, Marten takes commissions on Twitter or at his e-mail flowerprincedesign (at) gmail (dot) com.
Cascade with a fun puzzle labyrinth!

Wrong Genre Covers

People keep asking us for new versions of The Sad Bastard Cookbook. Do a low-carb one! Do one for kids! Do one that has meat in it. Nah. We did one for cats. Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue.
the soft bastard cookbook: food you can make so your cats don't eat you in your sleep