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Robert’s Rules of Order by Henry M. Robert III as a pulp paperback was suggested by…I’m not sure actually. Maybe Rachel just thought it was cool.For some reason. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
There is so much chaos in this cover that I don't know where to start. It's Robert's Rules of Order, 12th edition, by Henry M. Robert III. It's a pulp style cover with a bearded white man holding up a red card and various strange looking fellows, one of whom has two heads (why?) in the background. Other text reads "challenge the chair! point of personal privilege! call the question! move to adjourn." In the foreground, a hand holds a card that says "The house WILL rise. Order is what separates men from beasts...and he's here to bring it!"

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Selected Writings and Speeches of Maximilien Robespierre as an office equipment manual was suggested by the incomparable Zilla. For some reason. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
Selected Writings and Speeches of Maximilien Robespierre as an office equipment manual

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The Parable of the Sower as a quirky childhood introvert comedy was suggested by @DrWhippersnap. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
It's Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler in the style of an old school Harriet the Spy paperback. Lauren, a young Black woman in a hoodie, examines a piece of paper by a fence while behind the fence, the city is on fire.

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Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance as a premade romantasy cover was suggested by Zilla. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
Robert M. Pirsig's "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance", with the series title "Buddha's Biker Boys Book 1" at the bottom. Lots of swirly ornamentation with wrenches and the like.

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20,000 Leagues Under the Sea as a documentary was suggested by Rob. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne with the subtitle "the Oceangate story." It looks like a TV documentary and has an image of the OceanGate sub, pre-implosion, towards the bottom.

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar as a horror novel was suggested by Rob. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
The very hungry caterpillar by Eric Carle. A ravenous striped caterpillar is eating a human skull.

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American Psycho as a political campaign book was suggested by Dale Stromberg. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis, featuring Trump doing the fist pump post-assassination attempt. If you can't see this, consider yourself lucky.