| In honour of Cascade’s first birthday, Marten Norr designed Rachel a Wrong Genre Cover. This is Cascade as a puzzle book for kids. If you’d like a professional graphic designer to make you an awesome on-genre cover for your own book, Marten takes commissions on Twitter or at his e-mail flowerprincedesign (at) gmail (dot) com. |
| Query by Zilla Novikov already has two covers, why not add a third? This one is erotica. Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. |
| People keep asking us for new versions of The Sad Bastard Cookbook. Do a low-carb one! Do one for kids! Do one that has meat in it. Nah. We did one for cats. Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. |
| This month’s suggestion is Watership Down as literary fiction that wins the Man Booker Prize, submitted by Zilla. Email us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. |
| This month’s suggestion is Moby Dick as a cozy mystery, submitted by Zilla. Email us (or Tumblr message, or carrier pigeon) and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. As a devotee of Whale Weekly, Rachel welcomes all Moby Dick- and whale-related discourse so that she stops screaming about it to everyone else. |
| This month’s suggestion is Pride and Prejudice as a pulp SF novel. This suggestion comes to us courtesy of Marten. You can find him at flowerprincedraws on Instagram. Email us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. |
| This month’s suggestion is 1984 as a beach read. This month’s suggestion comes from @hownovelstarts on Twitter. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. |
| This month’s suggestion is The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe as a thriller. This is Zilla’s idea. You can follow her query adventures on her Twitter. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. |
This month’s suggestion is Cujo as a pet owner’s manual. This was submitted by MachiMaquiaveli on Twitter. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make on in a future issue
This month’s suggestion is A Modest Proposal as a cookbook. No one had submitted any ideas so Rachel A Rosen came up with this all on her own. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make on in a future issue. Please stop her from coming up with her own ideas. Please submit some. We’re desperate.
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