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American Psycho as a political campaign book was suggested by Dale Stromberg. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis, featuring Trump doing the fist pump post-assassination attempt. If you can't see this, consider yourself lucky.

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Anne of Green Gables as a spy thriller was suggested by Nicole. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery, but make it spooky. A freckled redheaded girl holds a stone to her eye, superimposed over a foggy lighthouse.

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Carrie as a teen period guide was suggested by Rob. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
Embracing womanhood with Carrie: Your complete guide to your menstrual cycle by Stephen King. A silhouette of a woman on a beach in front of a sunset. Looks suspiciously like the cover of the Dance. Just saying.

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Charlotte’s Web as techno murder mystery was suggested by Nicole Bea. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
Charlotte's Web by EB White. There's a hacker in a pig mask and hoodie in front of binary numbers with their finger to their lips, and a robot spider.

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The Hunger Games as a cookbook was suggested by Rob. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins as a cookbook. The subtitle reads "101 Classic Recipes that don't use ingredients" and at the bottom it notes that she's the author of "I hope you like goat milk." The image portrays a fork, a spoon, and an empty bowl.

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The Jungle Book as cyberpunk was suggested by Emma Berglund. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
The jungle book by Rudyard Kipling as cyberpunk, with the caption "welcome to the urban jungle." A young man is shown against a city with a bear and a panther. Very edgy.

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Red, White & Royal Blue as classic horror was suggested by Nascmile. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
A horror version of Red, White, & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. The tagline reads "in the corridors of power waits an unspeakable terror." The two leads are red on a dark background with a class ring in the foreground. Everything is ominous.

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The Obelisk Gate as a Harlequin novel was suggested by Eric Hortop. Rachel apologizes most sincerely to N.K. Jemisin. Have a funny idea for a Wrong Genre Cover? Email us at nightbeatseu@gmail.com, and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue. Or @ us on basically any of the socials.
The Obelisk Gate by NK Jemisin (bestselling author of The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms). The caption reads "Their love would shake the earth." A couple, who really look nothing like I envision the main characters, embrace in front of a landscape on fire. I'm so sorry NK Jemisin please don't hate me forever I really loved this book.