Ever have one of those days? You know you need to cook dinner, but you can’t stop thinking. About the climate apocalypse. About the friend you lost in middle school. About the Eldritch abomination at the bottom of the ocean that neither speaks nor sleeps, only waits. The Sad Bastard Cookbook might help you — at least with dinner.

Want early access? Sign up to beta test our recipes, or to get a free advance e-book. Plus, stay tuned for Wednesday when we reveal the full cover. Because sometimes one of those days turns into one of those lifetimes. And even sad bastards have to eat.

Wednesday again. Once again, you need to scrounge up something you don’t hate to put in your facehole. Stuck for ideas? Cooking soon, The Sad Bastard Cookbook.

Want early access? Sign up to beta test our recipes, or to get a free advance e-book. Plus, stay tuned here for next Wednesday when we post the full cover in all its sad glory.