an environmental activist / aspiring writer’s query letters get increasingly unhinged as the rejections pile up

Not one, but two print editions of Query are coming your way soon. A Daddy Bezos-approved blackout poetry cover, and a probably NSFW, definitely not safe for Amazon cover, which is printed on a special edition paperback and comes in a goodie bag of unexpected swag items hand-foraged by the author.
These book boxes are selling like hotcakes, which means it’s time for STRETCH GOALS. If we sell more than 50 book boxes, when Zilla goes into the wilds to scavenge up more strange delights for the second run of boxes, she will celebrate by PUNCHING THE SUN.
Help show the daystar who’s boss. Buy your copy here.
What time of day will you punch the sun? I hope it’ll be visible from my timezone.
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