Absolute legend Elliott did what some of us haven’t yet dared, and actually made pasta, popcorn, and rice on toast from the Sad Bastard Cookbook. This hero of carbs gives the following report-back.

Overall, a surreal novelty that got me heckled by my brother and some disappointed sighs from my mother, but not completely inoffensive or inedible. Hope this helps, or at least, satisfies some people’s curiosity. 

Thank you for sharing, Elliott! You can find this hero of carbs on Instagram @egwgladue, on Facebook as Elliot Plemel, and on TikTok as @madeyoulook2.