This month’s suggestion is Cujo as a pet owner’s manual. This was submitted by MachiMaquiaveli on Twitter. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make on in a future issue

This month’s suggestion is A Modest Proposal as a cookbook. No one had submitted any ideas so Rachel A Rosen came up with this all on her own. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make on in a future issue. Please stop her from coming up with her own ideas. Please submit some. We’re desperate.

This month’s suggestion is Strunk & White’s Elements of Style as a paranormal romance. It comes from no one. No one asked for this. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make on in a future issue. Please do this as her ideas keep getting more demented. 

This month’s suggestion comes from Twitter, where Sun asked us for The Lord of the Rings as a travel guide. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make on in a future issue

This month’s suggestion comes from a Twitter, where Desdemona asked us for The Count of Monte Cristo as a self help book. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make it in a future issue.

This suggestion came to us from a Night Beats writer, Nicole Northwood, who challenged Rachel to design her upcoming novel, Beneath the Starlit Sea, as a picture book. Rachel can’t resist a challenge!  Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make on in a future issue of the newsletter.

This suggestion came to us from Rachel Corsini, who asked us for Peter Pan as chick lit. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make on in a future issue of the newsletter.

This month’s suggestion comes from Twitter, where a reader asked us for The Gruffalo as dystopian sci-fi. Tweet us and if Rachel likes your suggestion, she’ll make on in a future issue.